I didn’t tell any of my friends about this ghostwriting project because of the embarrassment that, for pennies, I sold my soul to a get-rich-quick paleo bunghole.
Dear Little Bobby: Music Sucks Nowby Little Bobby Tucker
Albuquerque, NM, US | Jul 28, 2016
If you think “music sucks now” because of what is on the radio, my question would be: Why the hell are you listening to the radio?
Tom Hanks and the Giant Penisby Paul Ford
Albuquerque, NM, USA | Jul 27, 2016
Tom Hanks’ laughter slowly built into a howling wail that filled the auditorium. The louder he laughed, the lower the audience shrank in their seats.
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