Author: Austin R. Morrell

Austin Morrell is a dark beer wizard from hell who loves butts, acid, and loud noises. You may have seen him perform in Albuquerque over the past 10 years. In fact, if you have, you may qualify to be part of a class action lawsuit against his estate for the abuse and neglect of the eardrums of hundreds of Albuquerque residents. However, as he has been a musician primarily for the past 10 years, no lawyer west of the Mississippi will take up a case against his obviously barren estate.